Today we have a dark comedy, Blood:The New Red by David S. Grant. David is on tour with the Virtual Book Tour Cafe' - Follow his tour
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Welcome David, glad you could stop in.
BK: Please tell us a little bit about your current release...
Blood:
The new Red begins at an
after party where Mickey, and ex-adult movie star turned supermodel,
is aligning himself with one of top Designers of Seventh Avenue.
While trying to land a job on the runway Mickey is thrown into the
center of a scene where sex is often the motivation, the wine is
served by year, and cocaine is back in full force. Juanita, Mickey’s
girlfriend is having difficulties staying sober, fully clothed, and
off of her famous boyfriend.
Mickey
goes to work for Fashion icon Paul Johnson, one of the two top
Designers in NYC. The other is Sandy Johnson, another Designer who
will stop at nothing including murder to guarantee victory. A runway
exhibition has been scheduled for the two to compete in and find out
who truly is the best Johnson. Mickey will be Paul’s top model,
and Sandy has found a homeless person nicknamed Kung Fu Master to
show his line.
In
addition to getting his new line in place, Paul Johnson is also
buying chain saws, the louder the better, to put the special in this
special event.
Did
you know that you can’t be sentenced to prison if actively seeking
help at a mental facility? Paul Johnson knows this.
Somewhere
between the girls, counting Vicodin pills, and show preparation
Mickey has grown a conscience and no longer likes what he sees. He
believes (and his psychiatrist agrees) that he has the power to
change what’s happening around him.
Days
before the show Kung Fu Master turns up dead and there is an attempt
on Mickey’s life. After a brief period of unconsciousness Mickey
is back, is told that Juanita and brother Cheeks are now also dead
and that he must continue with the show. After all, what would
Steven Tyler do?
The
night of the show is laced with celebrities and models on the runway
as well as one particular popular day-time talk show host that may or
may not be murdered on the runway.
In
the end only one Johnson will walk away, although this is temporary
as Mickey has the last word.
Right
before he pops his last Vicodin.
BK: What inspired this particular novel/book?
The
story of BLOOD: The New
Red really starts with
one of my first books titled Corporate
Porn that featured a
model, named Mickey, turning to the adult movie industry for work.
After
other writing projects I started thinking about Mickey and what if he
was the main character, the narrator, and what if he came back to New
York to regain his career as a model? Is this interesting? It was
for me. Throw in fashion week, a pair of competitive designers, and
Oprah on the runway and I was all in! Given the initial through that
went into this tale the story wrote itself, at times I felt more like
a ghost writer than I did an author. This also explains the
break-neck speed of the book, moving from
neighborhood-to-neighborhood and psychiatrist-to-psychiatrist,
bridged only by drugs, low morals, and chainsaws!
BK: When did you first realize you wanted to be a writer?
I’ve always been writing in some form. At a very young age I would
write short stories and essays which evolved into writing longer
pieces of fiction and then finally, novella and novel length books.
It’s cheaper than therapy. Whether it’s writing books or just
scribbling in a journal, writing will always be part of my life. If
not, then I will have a healthy psychiatrist bill.
BK: How do you keep your writing different from all the others that
write in this particular genre?
It takes time to find your voice on paper. I’ve always been a fan
of transgressive fiction and books that explore the underworld that
surrounds us. My goal has always been to mix humor with taboo topics
and dark undertones. Over the past ten years I believe I have
created a unique style that translates across my novels and columns.
BK: What was the hardest thing about writing this story?
That’s easy, what to throw out and what to keep in! With BLOOD:
The New Red I wanted to create a short novel that moves fast,
VERY fast, and is hard to put down. Our attention spans have been
shortened (I know mine has), so I wanted to create a dark, funny
little book that you can pick up, read, and be entertained in a
little more time than it would take to watch a movie. Setting the
story in New York City and having the central character Mickey
constantly on the go made this easy! The problem was ensuring that I
continue to move the story at break-neck speed, cutting details and
non-pertinent information whenever possible.
BK: What character was your favorite to write for in this story?
Why?
Mickey
is the narrator and central character throughout. The whole story
started with the decision to write about Mickey’s return. Before I
even started writing the book I could picture Mickey at a press
conference announcing: “I’m Back!”
Mickey
is an ex-porn star returning to model in New York City. He initially
has to decide between the top two current designers: Paul Johnson and
Sandy Johnson, simply known as The Johnsons.
Paul
and Sandy on the outside appear very different, but once you see
their day-to-day you realize they are very similar. Their drive and
motivation rule over all other personal attributes. They want to
WIN!
This
is not Mickey’s first time in the game. Despite his too cool for
the room aura it is evident that Mickey has matured from his “acting”
days and now understands who really runs the business. Despite being
caught knee-deep between The Johnsons, Mickey and his manager have a
knack for viewing situations from the outside looking in.
BK: Which was your favorite scene to write?
Definitely the first chapter because it really does set up the rest
of the story as well as introduce the reader to the key players in
Mickey’s life. I wanted to create an atmosphere where Mickey could
make official his return to the modeling world of New York City.
Also, I always like to include John Stamos into my prose whenever
possible.
BK: Will this become a series? If so, what inspired it to be a
series?
Well, maybe? Mickey was first introduced in my first published book,
Corporate Porn. He was not a main character, but played a
pivotal role throughout. I have thought about continuing with
Mickey, but quite honestly, after writing BLOOD: The New Red, I’m
a little exhausted with Mickey. Maybe in a year or so I’ll revisit
Mickey and see how he is doing. Let’s see, an ex-porn star turned
model living in a psych ward? Yes, I will probably revisit Mickey at
some point.
BK: What do you like to do when you're not writing?
Spend time with family, friends, and my dog. I also enjoy popsicles,
tacos, walking through cities, mini-golf, ice cold beer, and very hot
coffee.
BK: What is one thing your readers would be most surprised to learn
about you?
That I believe Margaritas are part any Mexican meal. Some believe
dessert is part of the meal; I’m a little more specific. Also,
there’s no limit on the number of Margaritas consumed. I’m not
here to judge!
BK: What do you like to read? Who is your favorite author?
I read mostly fiction and autobiographies. A select list of my
favorite authors include: Hunter S. Thompson, Charles Bukowski, Chuck
Palahniuk, Bret Easton Ellis, F. Scott Fitzgerald, and J.D. Salinger.
BK: Please tell us one piece of advice you were given as an author
that you carry with you when you write?
I like short stories and short novels so for me it’s the “show
don’t tell” advice for writing. You don’t need to describe
every place and sound, instead, put your characters in a situation
and let the reader imagine in their head. The way fiction was meant
to be experienced!
BK: What is one piece of advice you can give to aspiring
writers/authors?
Just keep writing and keep reading. The more you write the more you
find your style and voice on paper. Oh, and always write for
yourself, otherwise, what’s the point?
BK: What are you currently working on?
I
continue to write rock columns (MetalUnderground.com,
SleazeRoxx.com), travel narratives (TravelMag.co.uk), and an NBA
column (ProBasketball-fans.com) on a weekly basis. I am also working
on another novel titled The
Devil Wears Black Leather
as well as a couple non-fiction works centered on rock bands and fear
and loathing travel. Also, now that we were discussing it, maybe a
follow-up to BLOOD: The
New Red…
BK: Where can readers connect with you?
BIO:
David
S. Grant is the author of ten books including Corporate
Porn, Bleach|Blackout, Hollywood Ending,
and Rock Stars.
His latest novel, Blood:
The New Red, is now
available. David lives and writes his weekly rock, travel, and
NBA columns from New York City. You can follow David on Twitter
@david_s_grant
Synopsis:
Blood:
The new Red begins at an
after party where Mickey, and ex-adult movie star turned supermodel,
is aligning himself with one of top Designers of Seventh Avenue.
While trying to land a job on the runway Mickey is thrown into the
center of a scene where sex is often the motivation, the wine is
served by year, and cocaine is back in full force. Juanita, Mickey’s
girlfriend is having difficulties staying sober, fully clothed, and
off of her famous boyfriend.
Mickey
goes to work for Fashion icon Paul Johnson, one of the two top
Designers in NYC. The other is Sandy Johnson, another Designer who
will stop at nothing including murder to guarantee victory. A runway
exhibition has been scheduled for the two to compete in and find out
who truly is the best Johnson. Mickey will be Paul’s top model,
and Sandy has found a homeless person nicknamed Kung Fu Master to
show his line.
In
addition to getting his new line in place, Paul Johnson is also
buying chain saws, the louder the better, to put the special in this
special event.
Did
you know that you can’t be sentenced to prison if actively seeking
help at a mental facility? Paul Johnson knows this.
Somewhere
between the girls, counting Vicodin pills, and show preparation
Mickey has grown a conscience and no longer likes what he sees. He
believes (and his psychiatrist agrees) that he has the power to
change what’s happening around him.
Days
before the show Kung Fu Master turns up dead and there is an attempt
on Mickey’s life. After a brief period of unconsciousness Mickey
is back, is told that Juanita and brother Cheeks are now also dead
and that he must continue with the show. After all, what would
Steven Tyler do?
The
night of the show is laced with celebrities and models on the runway
as well as one particular popular day-time talk show host that may or
may not be murdered on the runway.
In
the end only one Johnson will walk away, although this is temporary
as Mickey has the last word.
Right
before he pops his last Vicodin.
Excerpt:
Chapter 1
Always
look like a rock star. This is the number one secret on how to be
famous. I’m wearing chains, lots of chains. Eye shadow, lots of eye
shadow. I wouldn’t say my pants are tight, but then again, my balls
might disagree with you at the moment.
I’m
standing on the second level of the Grand Hotel, overlooking the bar
area. My manager tells me this is where I need to be standing. In
five minutes I will move across the room and stand next to a long
mirror where one of the Hiltons will walk by and notice my
reflection. A photographer will be close by and be sure to get the
picture. This mirror has been placed here for this sole purpose. My
manager tells me not to stare at the mirror. If you asked me to list
my weaknesses, this may be my number one fault.
DJ
Shingles, the newest (which means hottest) DJ, is playing on a middle
level between the first and second floors. There is barely enough
room for him let alone the overflowing ashtray and oversized stocking
cap. Rumor has it this is his last show, despite this being his
first. There is talk that he is moving into production and will be
working with a major player in the hip hop industry, depending on who
is hot at the time. DJ Shingles is wearing an Armani black
button-down shirt with the sleeves ripped off. Very last year, but
this is more a statement than a miscalculation on his part. Last
season is the new season.
My
manager signals for me to make my way across toward the mirror. A
reporter from GQ
is following me and asking me questions about who I’m going to sign
with and whether or not my past will affect my future. I get her
number, tell her I’ll call her later, and then blow her off as I
approach the mirror. Always leak your press, never tell. This is
secret number three on how to be famous.
Four
widescreen televisions are fastened to the wall behind the bar. All
are showing TMZ. An orange haired girl wearing a Betsey Johnson dress
sees me staring at the television sets. She walks over and whispers
in my ear, “It’s the new CNN.”
A
waiter carrying a tray of wine from 1980 is walking by. Every 15
minutes another waiter, another tray, another year will walk by.
Welcome to the world of fashion parties. Ten percent content, ninety
percent presentation.
A
man who goes by the name Dontay hands me a coffee cup that is full of
scotch. My manager tells me to sip it and not cheers anyone. Any buzz
that insinuates I’ve been in rehab and have put my porn career in
the past is good press and can only help my modeling career. As
scheduled, I’m approached by someone with the last name Hilton.
The
Hilton is wearing a blouse that is considered the color Ocean, the
new blue, but since Aquamarine blue was in fact the new blue for last
season and last season is in this season, no one should be caught
dead in Ocean. Unless of course she is being ironic. If so, she will
have to mention this to at least three people during the course of
the evening.
“Mickey,
you’re back! I mean, uh…” Hilton looks at the coffee cup.
“Welcome back!” She tips her coffee cup to me.
I
glance around at the guest list, wondering who has the most juice at
the party, but am distracted by the waiter walking through with wines
from 1990.
“Good
year for cabernets,” Hilton says, then grabs her blouse. “Last
season is the new season, huh? Fuck that.” She laughs and looks
fidgety as lights pop around us. At one point Hilton puts her arm
around me and kisses me on the cheek. FLASH. Mission accomplished.
“I
miss you, Mickey. We should get together sometime, you know, have a
cup of coffee, fuck, or something.”
Sure,
I tell her and then she leaves because she has a rule about spending
over forty hours a week on the Lower East Side and this season many
Fashion Week parties have been in LES, the new SoHo.
According
to my manager, I need to make my way to a reserved table next to the
bar where Paul Johnson is sitting. My manager also says to ignore the
temptation of champagne. I have a job to do tonight.
When
I approach, Paul gets up from his table and gives me a hug. “Welcome
back, Mick. We’ve missed you.” I tell Paul great show and
congratulations on the new line, then look at the table and see they
are all drinking 1986 chardonnay and there’s a small mountain of
cocaine in the center of the table. Paul looks at my cup and asks me
if I need another coffee and I tell him I’m okay and then he
proceeds to introduce me to the guests at his table, which include
Lindsay Lohan, Jay Z, John Stamos, and four models I’ve never met
but have bumped into during my previous job. One is a brunette with
piercing blue eyes that I may have even shot a scene with but am not
positive since I never saw much of her face. I pull out a pack of
Camel non-filtered cigarettes and light one up. Paul asks me to join
them. My manager agrees, so I grab a seat. The brunette tells me I
look familiar, John Stamos says the same, and I grab a random razor
from the ashtray and cut a line for myself.
Paul
follows my lead, does a line and then lifts his head. There are still
remnants of powder on his nose, but judging from his smile, he
doesn’t care. “Mickey, I want you to be my feature model, and I
want to use you for my next project. What do you say?”
No
one has ever turned down an offer from Paul Johnson, one of the top
two designers in New York City. I consider saying no, just to make
history, but my manager doesn’t agree with this decision, so I put
some cocaine on the razor blade and turn toward the brunette. On cue
she lowers her dress, revealing her left nipple. I dump the coke onto
the top of her left breast, move in, and snort it. She giggles and
then says, “Now I remember you.”
I
excuse myself from the table because my manager has me scheduled to
bump into Sandy Johnson near the men’s restroom in three minutes.
On my way to my spot, Dontay walks past and hands me a full coffee
cup and slips me the number of John Stamos, “Just in case,” he
says.
Sandy
exits the bathroom with his fly unzipped, hand in hand with Stan, his
boy toy for the night, laughing and then flagging down a waiter
holding a sign: 2002. My manager has strategically placed me between
Sandy and the waiter so Sandy notices me and walks over. “Mickey!
My God, you look fabulous!” Sandy gives me half-hug and cups my
buttocks, then mentions that he has heard a lot of rumors involving
me and the porn industry. I just laugh and tell him there’s nothing
wrong with franchising my body.
“Amen
to that.” Sandy turns to Stan and tells him to fetch him a glass of
2002 because he needs to talk business. Sandy surveys the scene and
leans in to me. “Fabulous, isn’t it?” I nod and then Sandy
says, “Just murderous!”
Sandy
moves next to me and puts his arm around my shoulder. “Did you see
my show today?” It was great and congratulations I tell him but am
cut off as he tries to say something, pauses, then finally says, “So
I see you were talking with Paul.”
I
take a drink of Johnnie Walker and then say, “Yeah, actually he
just offered me a job.”
Sandy
grabs his heart. “Oh, the betrayal! I think I’m going to faint.”
Stan appears out of nowhere with a chair for Sandy to sit down in and
hands him a glass of wine. Sandy takes a drink and agrees that it is
indeed 2002 and this seems to settle him. “Mickey, baby, we go way
back. Your first runway, I believe. Honey, you need to come work for
me, not that…” Sandy flickers over toward Paul, “beast!”
My
manager tells me that I need to step outside because Juanita, my
girl, can’t get inside because she refuses to wear shoes and has
just put out a joint on the bouncer’s arm.
I
tell Sandy thank you, and he says he’ll be in touch. I lean into
his ear and let him know his pants are unzipped and he says, “I
know, it’s the new sign.”
I
finish my cup of scotch and walk outside where Juanita is not only
not wearing shoes but is also not wearing any pants, only a light
purple Versace thong. The bouncer notices me and tells me that he
doesn’t have a problem with the thong, but there’s a policy
regarding the shoes. I let him know I understand and then buy a gram
of cocaine off of him. I put Juanita in my limo and give her the gram
to keep her busy. “I need to go inside and finish some business.
I’ll be right back,” I tell her but she doesn’t hear a word,
already ripping open the gram and cutting three lines. “Thanks
baby!” I hear her yell as I shut the door.
Back
inside, my manager wants me to be on the right side of the bar
because the glow from the light accentuates my features best. I look
over and see Paul Johnson telling a story that I’m guessing
involves a Hollywood movie star, too much champagne, and no panties
while he decides which two models he is going to take home tonight.
On the other side, Sandy Johnson is whispering into the ear of Stan
and undoubtedly outing many of the stars here tonight. Presently, in
between sips of three-hundred-dollar glasses of wine, they are
pointing at Andy Garcia and nodding.
Paul
Johnson versus Sandy Johnson, the two top designers in the city,
fighting for the top spot. Fashion Designer of the Year. Earlier
today Paul introduced a new line of furs despite the protest of PETA
outside their tents at Bryant Park. At the end of the show Paul had
all of his models come out onto the stage wearing nothing but fur and
had a man with a wiry mustache throw goat blood all over all of them
as Paul screamed, “It’s the new red!”
Meanwhile,
across the park, Sandy Johnson displayed his new men’s line on the
runway by having his male models hold the garments as they strutted
naked and hard. Rumor has it there was no “fluffer” required.
Sandy Johnson can be hands-on when required.
Both
shows received standing ovations. The debate over which show was
better continues. Paul versus Sandy, good versus evil, although in
this case it is not clear who is playing which role. There was talk
at one point that for Paul’s next line, Eternal, a model would be
executed on the runway.
As
I light a Camel, my manager notifies me that Paul is approaching.
“Mickey, be in my office first thing tomorrow.” When Paul says
tomorrow, he means 8AM tomorrow.
Too
quick for even my manager to notice, Sandy comes up and asks me if
I’m seeing anyone and I mention Juanita, which leads to a
disappointed face and he tells me to stop by in the morning to
discuss working for him. When Sandy says tomorrow morning, he means
never.
My
manager is noncommittal but pleased. We have accomplished our goal
for the night. I glance over at Paul Johnson, then over at Sandy
Johnson, the two kings, bitter rivals and not related. Simply known
around the city as The
Johnsons.
Walking
out of the Grand, I look over at my limo. The window is rolled down
and Juanita appears to have passed out. I walk over to my driver and
tell him to take her home. As I turn back toward the club there is a
TMZ camera in my face. “Mickey! Mickey! Who are you going with?”
I light a Camel, remove my aviators, and look into the camera. “I’m
going with Johnson! You can use that!” FLASH.
I
reach into my pocket and grab the number of the GQ
reporter and call her. We agree to meet at Lucky Sevens at Rivington
and Stanton.
After
we talk, she sends me a text message that reads: CAN’T WAIT TO GET
MY LIPS AROUND YOU.
I
go back to the doorway of the Grand (where I can hear “Mama Said
Knock You Out” over the speakers), score another gram, stop off in
the bathroom for a line, and then catch a cab to Lucky Sevens. In the
cab the song “Suspicious Minds” by Elvis is playing. I cut a line
and offer it up to the cab driver, who can’t snort it fast enough.
I do a line and sit back, smiling.
Act
like you’ve lived this moment a hundred times over. This is the
forty-third secret on how to be famous.
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