The
Sexy and The Undead
Sexy Witches Series Book One
Sexy Witches Series Book One
Charity Parkerson
Genre: Paranormal Romance
Publisher: Punk and Sissy
Publications
Date of Publication: May
1, 2013
ISBN: 1484875001
ASIN: B00CLYIMD0
Number of pages: 156
Word Count: 25,769
Cover Artist: Designs by
Charity
Book Trailer:
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Book Description:
A
potion gone wrong, or right?
Single, unemployed, and in charge of her very own pet zombie, Ella Perry is cooking up trouble, and it's raining men.
Ella has spent years searching for a cure for a zombie named Freddie. However, when an experimental concoction takes an unexpected turn, she gets a glimpse of the life she's been missing by hanging out with the undead.
Zombies, Angels, and Pixies. Oh my! Don't miss out on the first book in the new "Sexy Witches" series by Bestselling Author Charity Parkerson.
Single, unemployed, and in charge of her very own pet zombie, Ella Perry is cooking up trouble, and it's raining men.
Ella has spent years searching for a cure for a zombie named Freddie. However, when an experimental concoction takes an unexpected turn, she gets a glimpse of the life she's been missing by hanging out with the undead.
Zombies, Angels, and Pixies. Oh my! Don't miss out on the first book in the new "Sexy Witches" series by Bestselling Author Charity Parkerson.
Short Excerpt:
“This place
flipping sucks,” Tam said, using her whiniest voice.
She didn’t get to
visit with her friend, Lena, very often since she lived amongst the
humans, and Tam was stuck living in the Hall of the Gods. She was
taking full advantage of the rare social call by laying all her
problems on the Seer as thick as possible. “I mean, look around,”
she added, gearing up for a full rant. “There’s not one man in
this joint I’d be willing to sleep with.”
Lena’s bright
pink hair, which stood out in a spike above her head, tilted from
side to side as she did as Tam ordered. Her eyes widened, showing her
confusion.
“Are you insane?”
Disbelief laced her
words. Lifting one beautifully manicured finger, she pointed out a
blond angel that was guarding a nearby door. “What about that one?”
Before Tam could answer, Lena added, “or that one?”
Tam didn’t bother
glancing in the redhead’s direction. She knew without looking that
both men wore matching black kilts and nothing else. Their golden
muscular bodies were a common sight in the Heavens.
“Bloody freaking
hell, Lena. All these guys are three feet taller than me. What am I
supposed to do with them, I ask you? Their,” she made a swirling
gesture with her index finger, searching for the right term. “Pricks.
Yes,” she said with a nod, deciding that she liked that word. “They
are probably the size of my leg. I’d be killed.”
A snort of laughter
escaped Lena, but she covered her mouth as if attempting to hold it
in. Tam’s nerve endings lit up at the sound. Most people believe
that chanting their belief in fairies will cause one to grow strong,
but in truth laughter was the key to pixie power. A day with Lena was
equivalent to a day at the spa for Tam. Not only was Lena the
clumsiest immortal in all the realms, she was also a regular hoot.
Feeling encouraged,
she grew even more outrageous. “Take that one, for example.” Tam
nodded toward a dark-haired angel that stood a few inches taller than
the rest. “Notice that his kilt falls to his shins instead of his
knees,” she pointed out.
Lena nodded. “I
did think that was odd, but then again, what isn’t here?”
It was Tam’s turn
to snort. “Well, his is not a fashion statement. I heard that he
tried wearing the standard uniform when he first arrived, but
everyone got sick of seeing that huge one-eyed monster slapping his
kneecaps every step that he took. Mistress Katrina finally made him
wear a longer one.”
Lena openly gawked
at the man in question. Leaning over in her chair, she tried to peek
under his pleat before losing her balance and almost landing on her
face.
Catching her stare,
the man began to inch the plaid upward as if fully prepared to
relieve Lena’s curiosity.
“Thomas!” Tam
cried, admonishing the wicked angel.
With a wink in
Lena’s direction, he turned away, but Lena didn’t look the least
bit ashamed as she attempted to right herself.
“Too bad,” she
sighed. “I’ve never seen a knee-slapping monster before. Why
don’t you just leave?”
Wasn’t that the
million-dollar question? Tam’s wings drooped, mimicking her inner
deflation. “I want a normal man,” she confessed to Lena. “An
ordinary man who won’t squash my twat,” she added miserably.
About
the Author:
Charity
Parkerson was born in Tennessee, where she still lives with her
husband and two sons. She is the author of several books including
fifteen Amazon bestsellers.
Her
“Sinners series” was voted one of the top ten best books by an
Indie author in 2011- Paranormal Romance Reads Her book “The Danger
with Sinners” was named “Best Book of 2012” by Paranormal Reads
Reviews and was a finalist in the 2012 Australian Romance Reader’s
Awards for Favorite Paranormal Romance.
She
was named as one of the top three Indie authors of 2012-
EbookBuilders She is a member of The Paranormal Romance Guild, is a
Goodreads moderator, a member of Coffee Time Romance, and co-host of
The Melissa Craig and Charity Parkerson show.
She
won author of the week in August of 2011, and is a five-time winner
of The Mistress of the Darkpath.
Website:
http://www.charityparkerson.com
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/CharityParkerson
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